What a true portrait of Church worshippers you have drawn, George! Outstanding authentic narrative directly communicating with heart! Here, the same applies to Hindu Temple goers. They fight for the place in temple and outside parking. Here in India, at some famous temples there is VIP and high donors gate. You can buy special entry for seeing Almighty, Omnipresent in a small idol. What a paradox.
Let them find the way in labyrinth of man made Religion.